K-Fed cleans up, is unrecognizeable. But still a douche.
Mr. Britney Spears, aka Kevin Federline, got a shower, makeover and photo spread in Item magazine to promote his album’s August release. As a result, he looks a little like Eric Cartman from South Park when they take off his hat and put him in a suit. I wonder if anyone is going to let K-Fed in on the fact that dressing up like the president of a high school’s Young Republicans club doesn’t make him look any less retarded, and in fact makes him look even more retarded than everyone previously thought. I half expect him to ask me if I’ve seen his baseball.
And yet his mental challengedness doesn’t end there. He also gave a handful of quotes that prove the concepts of hypocrisy and irony entirely escape him.
On his kids: “It’s completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he’s already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period….My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.”
They sure are, Kevin. But only because your ass will blow $300,000 on a watch instead of paying child-support.
On his image: “I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it’s, ‘How’s the wife and kids?’ Not that I mind; that’s my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears’ husband, that’s the day I am looking forward to.”
How deluded is this jackass? He really believes people will pay attention to him for anything other than impregnating an idiot pop star who just wanted to be a “hot mom?” I especially love how he refers to himself as an artist, that’s just so crazy it’s almost cute. And by cute I mean amazingly, deliriously stupid.
More pics of Kevin looking like a gay banker below.
This one is my favorite: he looks like Thurston Howell III about to go yachting.
