K-Fed: Don’t quit your day job—Oh, wait…
Shockingly, K-Fed’s debut album, Playing With Fire, was met with a pretty even mixture of derision, ridicule and disinterest.
TMZ.com says he was booed on Halloween after performing only one song:
Before the first beat dropped from his new song “Privilege,” Federleezy was bombarded with jeers from the costume-clad crowd at the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival. To his credit, the ratio of haters-to-fans hovered somewhere around 50-50, with at least half the crowd actually screaming in anticipation of K-Fed’s performance.
Sure, if by “screaming in anticipation of K-Fed’s performance” you mean “paid off by K-Fed’s friends and bodyguards to cheer,” or “were really hoping Britney would make an appearance.”
In other hilariousness regarding his musical failure, Amazon.com users have been giving the album the most brutally honest, merciless tags ever. “Talentless” is of course at the top of the list, followed by “garbage,” “laughable,” “hack,” and “makes you long for the sweet release of death.”
Ironically, his lack of creativity is inspiring a surge of creativity in people’s insults against him. My favorites are “would rather eat a turd” (oh the imagery!); “gave me the runs” (TMI)’ “music for wiggers” (insightful!); “ear rape” (violent!) and the very tragic “makes baby Jesus cry.” Oh K-Fed, and so close to Christmas too.