Whatchoo Lookin At

Katie Holmes is like, nursing. Or something. Well, that’s what Tom wants us to believe, anyway.

And NO I don’t think it’s “just an accident, it could happen to anyone” sort of thing. Please. These people KNOW they will be photographed in a resolution that makes the world intimately acquainted with each and every one of their pores, and that such pictures will be splashed across the internet and endlessly scrutinized. There are no accidents, especially in Crazy Tom Cruise World.

Unless Katie’s using the universal nursing bra flash code for “Someone please help me! Please?!? Anyone? The man is out of his fucking gourd, for chrissakes! HELP ME!!!”

Yep, the fear in her eyes tells me someone should definitely look into that, preferably sooner rather than later.

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