Katie Holmes spends $3,000 on wedding lingerie
According to MSNBC’s The Scoop, Katie Holmes is hard at work keeping up the pretense of a heterosexual relationship with Tom Cruise:
Tom Cruise’s bride-to-be went to Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood and spent more than $3,000 on lacy underthings, more than $1,000 of which was for a “bridal collection” set.
Among the purchases: a Chantilly lace bridal collection, reports a source. Among the goodies: a bra that cost $440, a $340 thong, a garter belt for $220, and silk stockings that went for $95 — for a total of $1,190.
Additionally, Holmes picked out a silk nightgown with a matching robe trimmed with ostrich feathers that set her back $620, a lace bra with Swarovski crystals for $380 and matching thong with crystals for $175, as well as two sets of silk pajamas and matching robes at $425 each.
“They weren’t all white — and they certainly weren’t virginal,” says the source. “But she’s a mom, so I guess that’s appropriate.”
First of all, a crystal-encrusted thong? OUCH! Okay, I admit that sounds hot and now I want one.
Secondly, we all know Tom is never gonna see her in this stuff, so I have to assume that Katie has lined herself up a high-class Italian gigolo for her wedding night. At least I hope she has, cause you know Tom already lined up his. I bet his gigolo is probably a lot hotter than hers because he’s a selfish prick like that.
Sure his-and-hers gigolos are unorthodox, but it beats retreating alone to separate bedrooms on your wedding night and drinking and crying over just having signed your young life away to the devil. A gay midget devil, that is.