Kevin Federline cashes in on Britney while he still can
Well, it’s good to know this Britney Spears-Kevin Federline trainwreck is still rolling full steam ahead with no signs of stopping, divorce or no divorce. The British tabloid The Sun reports:
KEVIN FEDERLINE is cashing in on BRITNEY SPEARS before they officially split up.
I hear from my source in the States that Kevin has been signing up to every credit card he can get his hands on.
He is building up his credit power on the back of Brit’s millions so he can spend to his heart’s content.
Crafty Kev was spotted in a shopping mall in Malibu picking up handfuls of application forms for plastic. The ratty-looking ex-dancer told friends he may as well rack up as much debt as he can so when Britney files for divorce she will be left to pay for half of it.
A source said: “He has realised without Britney he has hardly any money coming in to sustain his flash lifestyle.
“So he is planning for the future and figures Brit will pick up the bill anyway when the divorce comes through because they will have to split everything — including debts.”
Deadbeat, shameless, mooching scum of the earth, rejoice! For you have a new king in Kevin Federline, and an all-new low to aspire to, and so much to learn. He should be giving seminars, really: How To Knock Up Gullible Pop Tarts and Never Work A Day In Your Life Again!
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