Kristin Cavallari is a hot…shoplifter?
Kristin Cavallari is the star of MTV reality series Laguna Beach–and of the new Bongo jeans campaign where she takes a hilarious turn as annoying cockblocker between two gay guys who desperately want her out of the way!–but has also gotten press for briefly dating Nick Lachey. The visibility got her noticed by another D-list star, Tawny Kitaen of VH1’s Surreal Life and Whitesnake video fame.
I owned a store called Tawny K. We were painting on a Sunday and I get this call from these four girls from Laguna. They’re begging me to please just let them see the store. So I did. When they start to leave, I get this feeling something’s wrong. My boyfriend stops one girl and she’s got merchandise in her purse. The three other girls start hauling ass. I call the cops and when the girls come back, they’ve got pants, underwear, tops. They take them to jail, handcuffed, the whole thing. I don’t press charges. Cut-fade, two weeks ago, there’s a split picture of Jessica on one side and this girl, Kristin, from Laguna Beach, on the other and my daughter is like, “Oh my God. She was the one who stole from your store.” And now she’s this big thing.
Ha! She pulled a Winona Ryder! How awesome that this Kristin Cavallari chick has a rap sheet! And for something lame like shoplifting from a store owned by Tawny Kitaen, erstwhile video vixen and Playboy centerfold! Now Kristin’s rap sheet is just as long as her filmography credits on IMDB. Or maybe longer. Anything else you care to admit now, Kristin? No? Okay, we’ll still have to check your pockets on your way out.