Like a deer in the headlights. Or just headlights.
So let me get this straight: a racy (by 1950’s schoolmarm standards) photoshoot for OK! magazine was deemed too slutty according to Jessica Simpson’s mom, but THIS is okay?
And the Simpsons still wonder why everyone always calls them dysfunctional hyprocritical sell-out, pimp-your-own-daughters-for-a-buck FREAKS. Okay, so maybe by “everyone” I mean just me, and by “always” I mean just now, but still. Her boobies are showing in public, helloo?!?!
Although in a dark room somewhere, Joe Simpson is making himself a very happy, satisfied man. Repeatedly.
GROSS!
