Lindsay Lohan does all of Paris Hilton’s exes
Turns out the reason Paris Hilton had greaseball Brandon Davis do her dirty work and deliver the infamously vicious attack against Lindsay Lohan is because Lindsay slept with her ex-fiance, Paris Latsis. Never mind that Lindsay was also recently seen repeatedly partying and going home with Paris’ latest ex, Stavros Niarchos.
So Paris really expects Lindsay to never hook up with any of the guys she’s banged?
I realize Paris may not be good at numbers since they’re not “hot” and it probably makes her brain hurt, but someone should explain how it’s statistically impossible for her and Lindsay not to have some overlap in sex partners when they’re each bedding 98% of the guys in Hollywood.
Actually, that stat might come in handy later when the Center for Disease Control needs to contain the outbreak of new super-resistant and extra virulent strains of STD’s these girls are creating by being such dirty whores. So in the near future when you guys have to start tripling up on condoms just to get laid, you’ll know which skanks to thank.
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