Lindsay Lohan is an ungrateful bitch.

Since her Hermes bag with $1 million worth of jewelry and “asthma medicine” was found and returned to her by a chauffeur, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t even thanked the man, according to Page Six.
Tom Webster, the driver who found the star’s missing Hermes bag that was stuffed with $1 million worth of jewelry and her asthma medicine at Heathrow Airport earlier this month, says Lohan’s London rep promised him a reward or a thank-you note from her - but so far, he’s received neither.
Webster, who works for Reyka vodka, told Page Six: “They haven’t gotten back to me. Not a word. She seems like a nice girl and she was pleased to get the bag back - it was full of diamonds and bracelets and necklaces. But it’s really disappointing. I’d like to hear from her with maybe just a ‘thanks very much.’ Her people took my address and phone number and said they’d be in touch. I know these stars need a good looking-after, but she could have easily just spoke to me on the phone.”
And while she can’t tear herself away from her stash long enough to say thank you, she can keep up with her grueling schedule of going to clubs, doing plenty of underage drinking, and getting insulted by petty, jealous socialites:
Meanwhile, Lohan, 20, has been on a downward spiral since she split with Harry Morton. The other night, she was seen boozing at the Hollywood Roosevelt, which several months ago kicked out promoter Amanda Demme - who ran the hotel’s bars - for allowing underage celebutards to drink there.
But now that the bars are under new management, our spy says not much has changed: “Lindsay was drinking alcoholic beverages and smoking like a chimney, drowning her sorrows about Harry dumping her.”
Lohan was also recently whacked by the mean-spirited tongue of Nicky Hilton, who’s squarely in sister Paris‘ camp in the ongoing Paris-Lindsay feud. Nicky went over to Lohan with Brandon Davis in tow at the Teen Vogue party at the Sunset Tower and bellowed, “Let’s make up. We don’t want to fight anymore . . . firecrotch! Hahahahahaha!”
God, that Nicky Hilton is such a mega-bitch! I love her. Just kidding, she’s probably just as contaminated as Paris.
And this “firecrotch” phenomenon refuses to die already! I’m ready for the movie, Firecrotch: When Freckles and STD’s Attack, to come out any day now.

October 16th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
What is it with Affleck? I like many of his movies, but I don’t like the guy. He’s kinda of a joke, in my opinion, and I can’t put my finger on why.