Lindsay Lohan is packing.
What, is she taking a cue from Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton on how to best look like a tranny? Is it a new trend, stuffing a sock in your pantyhose/ridiculously short dress ensemble and then flashing photographers as you get into a car? Or is it just plain old penis envy? If the free world hadn’t already seen her firecrotch in other pictures, this would make me swear up and down that she’s a dude. A slutty, sock-stuffing dude.
Gross, LiLo, just gross.
October 14th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
this can only be one of two things:
1. her coke stash leaking out of her nether-regions.
2. her saggy, overworked vulva.
/gag