Lindsay Lohan pisses off Anna Wintour
Lindsay Lohan has been desperately hanging on to fashion power players, hoping they will offer her a deal to be the face of a high end couture house. Hence her many photographs with Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld. But Lindsay better watch her step, since Page Six reports Vogue “editrix” Anna Wintour was NOT AMUSED with her latest antics at a fashion event.
DON’T expect to see Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Vogue any time soon. Lohan annoyed Vogue editrix Anna Wintour Monday night as a guest at Wintour’s table at the CFDA awards because, she “got up to use the bathroom to powder her nose six times in two hours,” said our spy. During the last trip, Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer: “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.” Lohan’s date, Karl Lagerfeld, was then told, “Karl, this is your guest, control her!” A rep for Wintour said, “Anna was definitely surprised at how busy Lindsay was, but she offered no threat.”
So little Miss Blohan can’t stop hoovering up lines of coke long enough to sit through a two hour fashion event. What a coke fiend! Although, in Blohan’s defense, cocaine is what the fashion world is all about, and she just wants to belong! But then again, Anna Wintour is the devil and eats puppies for breakfast and drinks the blood of newborn kittens for lunch (keeps the skin youthful!), so I would just do what she says Lindsay, for your own safety and that of puppies and kittens.
Blohan is below with The Gloved One, Karl Lagerfeld (formerly The Fanned One) of Chanel.
“I’m not high, I’m faaaabulous. Karl Lagerfeld said so.”
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