Lindsay Lohan poses…like an ass
Okay, I want some of the drugs Lindsay Lohan is on. Because seriously:
WTF is she thinking? Behold, Lindsay’s internal monologue:
“I’m going to be so cutting edge if I invent a new pose. It will be, like, so avante garde, or whatever Marc Jacobs said at lunch the other day, AND NOT AWKWARD-LOOKING AT ALL, and everyone will start doing it–even that bitch Paris, God I hate her–and it will be, like, the new thing in fashion. And then they’ll just have to give me a modeling contract to be the new face of a fancy couture house, and I won’t have to beg Louis Vuitton to be in their ad campaign or hang out with Kate Moss in a desperate attempt to convince people I belong in the modeling world, cause I’ll be, like, a FASHION GENIUS!!!”
And I agree with her, because, you know, it takes a fashion genius to wear a toga-styled bedsheet like a dress just cause some gay designer told you it was couture and fabulous and, like, reeeeeeeeally expensive.
Now, like I was saying before, stop being selfish and share the drugs, Lindsay!!