Lindsay Lohan tries Paris Hilton’s leftovers

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly whoring it up with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, immediately after the two had publicly split, according to Life & Style magazine.
Just hours after Hilton recently left the U.S. for Australia, Niarchos was spotted “sipping cocktails and dirty dancing” at L.A. club Element with Lohan.
“Lindsay was all over Stavros,” a bartender told the mag. “At one point, he had his hand up her skirt!” Three days later, Stavros was reportedly seen leaving Lohan’s room at the Chateau Marmont.
Is there some sort of Celebrity Tramp-Off going on between these two that nobody told me about? Is there some sort of bonus for bedding ugly Greek shipping heirs?
I don’t know, but something tells me it will end in a blaze of tears, a coke-fueled, furious round of bitch-slapping, a heap of extensions torn out in fits of rage and a vat of Astroglide. But that’s just what happened when I stole my archnemesis’ Greek shipping heir ex-boyfriend, so what do I know?
