Lindsay Totally Loving Original Redhead Look.

In things totally newsworthy, Hohan has returned to her red roots after learning her black hair made her look like a strung-out, homely version of Morticia Addams. In addition to being the only hair color that she can get away with, it makes more sense, since you know what they say about redheads: Red in the head, major raging whore in whoever’s bed she happens to end up in after a night of drinking, dancing and doing drugs with your mom…
What, like you’ve never heard of that one?