Maggie Gyllenhaal is pregnant and in Cannes

Maggie Gyllenhaal was at the Cannes premiere of the film ‘Paris Je T’aime,” filling out her dress nicely thanks to her pregnancy. Which doesn’t matter at all because I’m always distracted whenever I look at her because she reminds me of a bulldog whenever I see her face. Or maybe Droopy the Dog? Is it just me? Take another look:


I don’t know, but I think I do have well-founded fears that her kid, fathered by Peter Sarsgaard, will end up looking like a bassett hound.