Marc Anthony’s full page ad strokes Jennifer Lopez’s ego
True love is a full page ad in Hollywood trade rag Variety, at least in Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s world. Defamer reports:
Readers of the paper edition of Variety were treated to an unseasonable Valentine today, in the form a full-page ad taken out by Marc Anthony, declaring his bursting love and pride for his wife and former object of public fascination, Jennifer Lopez. Only her husband would know Lopez intimately enough to compose the tribute to the baffling “Women in Film” award winner in the form of a mock screenplay, as “Lola” (as he affectionately refers to her in the ad) tends to glaze over when subjected to any assemblage of words not presented in dialogue-and-action formation.
Awww….He knows her so well! And they both apparently love the same thing: Jennifer Lopez. This is why they are still together. He knows the way to her diva heart is to appeal to her vanity with a very public, very TACKY FULL PAGE NEWSPAPER AD. That masquerades as a bad mock screenplay to boot. Behold the shamelessly gauche ad:
This reminds me of a word coined by the legendary John Wayne when he delivered a commencement address at some lucky college completely drunk out of his mind:
RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS!!!
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