Meet my new hero, Shanna Moakler, puncher of Paris Hilton’s face
So Shanna Moakler is taking over Shannen Doherty’s former duties of kicking Paris Hilton’s ass in nightclubs because Paris dared to skank around with her husband. According to TMZ.com, both Paris and Shanna “filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each was attacked. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris’ ex shoved her down some stairs.”
…at approximately 1:10 a.m. [Paris] says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.
Somebody saint this woman, for she’s done what millions of people want to do daily: punch Paris Hilton in the face! So what if it’s because of a lame reason like Paris whoring around with Shanna’s estranged husband, Travis Barker. The important thing here, lest we forget, is that Paris Hilton got punched in the face! Oooh, it makes me giddy just to say that!
Once again, skank queen extraordinaire Paris Hilton got punched in the face! Tell your friends! Rejoice and be merry, for there is justice after all! Sweet baby Jesus, this should be a national holiday!