Meow, bitch: The Paris vs. Lindsay celeb bitchfight is still going strong
Despite reports that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had made up and were on speaking terms after the Brandon Davis “Firecrotch” debacle, it looks like the two are at it again. Page Six reports:
PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan at Butter on Monday night. Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, “I can’t believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!” After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, “That’s how you say hello? I don’t need to respond to you.” Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, “Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road.” After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants.
So basically Paris is starting shit because she can’t live without the attention she gets from bullshit middle school drama with a girl six years younger than her. She’s probably jealous that Lindsay is starting to get press for being way sluttier than her. Don’t worry Paris, you’re still the most irrelevant celebrity out there known only for you who sleep with and the STD’s you get. Lindsay has, like, a job and stuff. She tries, but she doesn’t have nearly enough free time to bang anything with a Y chromosome and a bank account like you do. And last I heard she hasn’t even had a revolving door installed on her vagina like you have, so that totally slows her down a little. See Paris, you’re still the Queen of All Skanks!
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