More Blind Item Fun: like she didn’t already have the panty crickets!
Another ridiculously obvious Page Six item:
WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?
Bitch, please!!! As if she didn’t already have herpes and possibly worms from doing such savory, hygiene-minded things like using gas station restrooms barefoot and walking around needle-laden parking lots barefoot too. $20 says Britney herself called this in to Page Six.
Although I admit Kevin is incredibly disgusting and his penis has surely been in extra nasty places, so he could have given her a super-virulent-wannabe-ghetto-wigger-rapper strain of an STD (Herpes) she already had. I’m no doctor, but this makes complete medical sense to me.
They should both be sealed off as a biohazard and have their extraordinary white-trash pestilence studied by the CDC. Think of all the lives in trailer parks that would be saved!!
