New Lindsay Lohan boobies, anyone?
It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday recently and looks like she got herself a brand spankin’ (pun totally intended) new pair of boobies as a present. Life & Style apparently also threw her a $100,000 birthday party, including a cake with one of her many red carpet shots on it. The pic below shows us it was a classy and smoky affair, just like Lindsay herself.
Still, it never fails to amaze me how she looks so used up; it’s a shame that she looks so busted at the young age of 19/20. She’s a walking anti-drug advertisement.
But I guess it’s useless to argue to a 20-yr. old millionaire how she should stay home more, party less, REALLY watch the drugs and be more concerned about how all this affects her public image, and therefore her career which she claims to care about so much.
Therefore, I find it much more effective to resort to calling her a strung-out, used-up, cheap-looking $2 whore. And no, that’s not redundant: she’s cheap-looking even by $2 whore standards. And sometimes even $2 whores can’t help but look at photos of Lindsay and shake their head, clucking in disappointment, wondering what in the world she’s thinking looking like that.
Still, research indicates that you people loooove Lindsay Lohan bikini pics, so I will swallow my own opinions and give the people what they want. Enjoy!
July 6th, 2006 at 11:29 am
oh whatever, her boobs are so real…haven’t you seen all the other size 00 girls running around with cantalope breastststs? besides, i hear big chests are a side effect of pepsi. I mean Coke.
July 6th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
You know you might be right. I also thought that Parliament cigarettes were totally ghetto, and it turns out all the cool Indie-cred kids–like Lindsay, of course–smoke them. So what the hell do I know? I just like to snark.