Nicole Richie at–wait, she was just here, where did she go?

Nicole Richie disappears when she turns sideways

Ohhhhhh, that’s right, she disappears when she turns sideways.

On an extra disturbing note, I bet she’s proud of how they had to gather the dress’s extra fabric in the back to fit because it’s so big on her. Or rather, because she’s wasting away into nothingness. Sigh! What are we gonna do with her?
Here she is in a pose where you can see her. And all 206 of her bones.

Nicole Richie and her bones at the opening of the Social Club

2 Responses to “Nicole Richie at–wait, she was just here, where did she go?”

  1. azi azi Says:

    I just want to say that I am way ahead of my time because I cared about Africa before it was cool. On another note, I wondered which one is tackier: showing up to Charlize Theron’s Africa Outreach Project looking completely famished, or showing up all porky-like with a BBQ sauce mustache…

  2. Michelle Michelle Says:

    Dude, Charlize Theron completely ripped you off! Bitch! I’ll have to find her and kick her ass for you. But then again, take comfort in knowing that you set the trends Hollywood follows. ;)

    And I vote that showing up looking like a pile of bones is tackier. Cause I like BBQ sauce. It could never be tacky!!

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