Nicole Richie buckles under weight of huge glasses, handbag. Fake boyfriend unfazed.

Maybe the malnutrition-induced osteoporosis is finally kicking in. Maybe the fashion gods are trying to tell her those stupid shoes shouldn’t be worn with those shorts, or that she shouldn’t wear sunglasses or bags that weigh more than she does. Regardless, there’s nothing funnier than an action shot of somebody tripping over themselves midstep while their alleged boyfriend is oblivious to the fact!
But rest assured she didn’t break her bony ass and recovered quite nicely. Although Brody Jenner probably never even realized how she almost broke a hip.