Nicole Richie collapses at L.A. night club

TMZ.com reported that Nicole Richie passed out at Hyde nightclub in Hollywood early Sunday morning.
We’re told it occurred just before 2 a.m., when Richie passed out and fell to the floor. An employee approached Richie and her friends and said he was calling 911. Sources say they told the employee not to make the call and that they would take Richie to a hospital. The friends then carried Richie out of the club through the back door. TMZ does not know if Richie went to the hospital.
…Before Richie collapsed, we’re told she hung out for awhile with Lindsay Lohan inside the club…Richie’s rep tells TMZ her client was at Hyde for approximately 20 minutes but denies that she collapsed.
Yes, well these things tend to happen when your meals consist exclusively of cocaine. What can you say, ana is as ana does.
No seriously, bitch better straighten her stuff out if she wants to get off the Celebrity Deathwatch list. Although her friend up there might beat her to it–homegirl is looking like she’s got one foot in the grave already.
EAT, SILLY BITCHES, A SAMMITCH WON’T HURTCHA!