Not for the squeamish: Eva Longoria without makeup
Sweet Jesus, woman! Get yourself to a makeup artist STAT and spackle on ALL the foundation you can find before you start scaring small children! And when you think you’ve caked on enough layers, cake on one more, just in case.
Readers, if you have just eaten, I apologize for this image!
Who knew she was so haggish underneath? We knew she was a raging bitch and ugly on the inside but now we see she’s fugly on the outside too. I half expect her to offer passing kids candy to lure them inside her gingerbread house and fatten them up so she can eat them! Good God, no one has ever earned their money better than Eva Longoria’s makeup artists! That’s nearly in the realm of CGI special effects! They deserve Oscars for the miracles they perform daily!
My precioussssss….(Gollum, anyone?)
