Parade of Fug: Moet & Chandon’s Masked Ball
I didn’t know they still had masked balls anywhere, but the theme of this one seemed to be “Fugging Up Otherwise Elegant Evening Wear.” I don’t know who that fashionista is up there, but that thing looks like gold and silver are in a violent race to attack her face.
Witness Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. She half-asses it with a half-mask that makes her look even sulkier, and somehow Pete looks asian. At least he kept his bodily fluids to himself and that’s always good, I guess.
*UPDATE: The bigger scandal (and bigger picture below) is that Kate is supposedly pregnant and freely boozing it up. Also that you can see her Hanes underwear through that hideous gown. Like I always say, Klassy with a capital “K.”
Eek! Didn’t Jerry Hall know the masks weren’t supposed to be scary—oh wait, that’s just her face. My bad.
And her daughter Liz Jagger just decided to do an exercise in supreme fug with Criminally Insane Harlequin Chic.
Then there’s Gisele Bundchen, who just looks like she reeeeally needs some sleep, a good meal, maybe some nice clean clothes—and to give up the dumpster-diving.
Really the only one who managed to escape the fug was Scarlett Johansson in a simple black mask, cute black dress and an elegant updo.
Well played, Miss Johansson, well played. *Golf clap!*
