Paris and Lindsay are sooo NOT BFF’s
In what seems like the umpteenth round of a celebrity bitchfight between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, TMZ has video of oily heir and Paris pal Brandon Davis delivering a verbal smackdown against Lohan, after a long hard night of clubbing. It also shows Paris giggling uncontrollably in the background, holding up her cell phone to share the moment with a friend, and Paris’ publicist looking totally mortified.
On Lindsay’s ex, Wilmer Valderrama: “Is he in a mariachi band?”
“I think she’s worth about seven million, which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.
He goes on to say her vagina smells like diarrhea, is stinky and freckly and that her clitoris is seven feet long. He also calls her a fire crotch repeatedly. [recap courtesy of DListed]
Immature? Maybe. Racist? Yup. Tacky? Of course. But so educational! Who knew Lindsay was so well-endowed?
Plus, the world was starting to have doubts about how rude, spoiled, soulless and vile Hollywood rich kids really are. Thanks for the reminder!
Oh, and happy drunk driving kids! Hey, you know I hear there are some hills that are way fun to drive off of, but only people who are super cool and awesome celebrities and totally not poor can handle it. I triple ham dog dare you!!!
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