Paris Hilton Album Flops
The good news is that Parisite’s stink of an album bombed according to Soundscan. The bad news is that “bombed” means it actually sold 75,000 copies in the U.S. Which is really about 74,999 copies too many, if you ask me and the rest of America with any musical taste whatsoever. Page Six has the gleeful details about Paris’ album debacle:
“The international outlook is not much better for her,” one industry source told Page Six. “The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can’t back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can’t sing live.”
The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but “obviously she didn’t listen.”
Good. We all knew bitch couldn’t sing. Let this serve as inspiration for another delusional wannabes with musical aspirations–Yeah, K-Fed, I’m talking to you. You know you can’t sing (or rap), you’re a star only in your own mind and in your own shower, and America doesn’t want to hear the crap you’re inflicting on our ears!