Paris Hilton can’t dance worth shit

Paris Hilton makes an ass of herself dancing

Evidently “stars are blind” and have no rhythm!

Holy Hell! William Hung dances better than this!! There is no end to the myriad ways in which she’s capable of embarrassing herself. It’s hypnotizing with its horrible-ness!! Seriously, she’s just one huge vortex of suck. And not in a good way.

Click here to watch Paris Hilton make an ass of herself dancing at Pure nightclub in Vegas to Britney Spears’ “Toxic,” as well as songs by The Pussycat Dolls and others– I didn’t have the stomach to keep watching. Sorry. But you’ll understand when you click.

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Paris Hilton can't dance

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