Paris Hilton, celebutard driver, strikes again

Paris Hilton Mercedes-Benz McLaren SLR

Why this overprivileged waste of space still has a driver’s license–and why someone hasn’t beaten the living shit out of her (where’s Shannen Doherty when you need her?)– is beyond me.

Bitch backed up into a car, didn’t stop to leave a note or even check for damage, just left the scene. And it was all caught on tape. Click here to watch the video, but only if you can handle the rage that will come from knowing this skank will get away with this scot-free.

Back to the subject of Paris Hilton needing a beat down…I know Shannen Doherty started a bitchfight with her over that Rick Salomon dude, but it just involved throwing a drink in her face, maybe a bitchslap or some hair pulling and was basically a letdown. Come on, Shannen, God gave you the gift of delivering swift, painful, vengeful beatings for a reason, and that reason is Paris Hilton. The world needs your gift now, Shannen. You must finish the smackdown you were put on this earth to deliver. Please help us, Shannen-Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope!

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