Paris Hilton is a “celebutard,” parks in handicapped spaces
I love Page Six, for they share my hatred of Paris Hilton, so much so that they supposedly refuse to print anything about her unless it’s thoroughly negative. So of course, she’s been giving them plenty of fodder and they’ve now branded her a “celebutard” for being a spoiled inconsiderate bitch and parking in handicapped spots.
PARIS Hilton looked able-bodied last time we looked, but she’s been parking in a space reserved for handicapped drivers. Residents of a posh Los Angeles apartment complex that’s home to her boy toy, Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart, say every time she visits, the celebutard thoughtlessly pulls into the handicapped spot. “I find the reports surprising,” said Paris’ spokesman Elliot Mintz.
Surprising? This dumb trick doesn’t care about the handicapped, she’s just too lazy to find another spot. Nothing surprising about that!
Someone needs to run her flat ass over so she has a legitimate reason to park in handicapped spots for the rest of her life. But knowing her narcissistic ass, she’d just insist that being paraplegic is “hot” and claim that people were just jealous of her because she didn’t have to be bothered with walking places anymore.
[BTW, here’s something VERY NSFW: 1 Night in Paris 
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