Paris Hilton is a homewrecking whore
Paris Hilton is at it again, luring poor idiot guys who think with their penis away from their girlfriends and families, and into her diseased, venus flytrap of a crotch:
The heiress was spotted in Montreal partying into the wee hours of the morning with hockey star Jose Theodore, but afterwards insisted it was nothing serious. Theodore’s girlfriend of eight years — who also happens to be the mother of their three-month-old daughter — disagreed and booted Theodore, according to reports. “Stephanie Cloutier has kicked Theo out of her life and her house,” according to the French-language Canadian television network TQS.
The Journal de Montreal had reported last week that Theodore and Cloutier were spotted together at the hospital; their infant daughter was being released from the hospital after being born prematurely.
They should round up all the guys stupid enough to fall into the gaping, nasty, herpes-ridden landfill she calls her vagina, and publish their picture in the newspaper so the public can identify them and properly ridicule them. It’s like they do with sex offenders, only with much more shame and stigma associated with it.
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June 26th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
haha, her eye is all retarded looking. what is that, a lazy eye or something? it’s so annoying!
June 26th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
She is looking pretty to’ up in this picture, like she was out drugging all night and tried to spackle on 10 lbs. of makeup to cover it up.
And yeah, she’s still working that Wonky Eye! She’s so vain, I’m really confused why she hasn’t fixed it. Demi Moore used to have a wonky eye and fixed it right before she got into movies. She prolly thinks it looks “hot.”