Praise the Lord and pass the Valtrex
In another example of the ridiculous trash spewed from Paris Hilton’s mouth, as reported by the New York Post’s Page Six:
Paris Hilton is deeply religious, she tells Michael Musto for an Out magazine cover story. “I’m Catholic. Of course, they’re not going to run pictures of me in church,” she said.
Yeah, but that’s only because the Catholic church generally doesn’t want to associate itself with a walking library of STD’s. Someone should explain to Paris that just because she spends so much time on her knees does not make her religious. Unless of course, herpes was a religion, in which case she would definitely be the patron saint: Our Lady of Holy Outbreaks.
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