Put the flapjacks away, Paris, we’ve seen them already.
Floppy pancakes, anyone? Mmm, extra herpes…
Yep, it’s Paris Hilton doing what she does best, skanking around and flashing her not-at-all-private parts. How can something be so gross and yet so boring and predictable at the same time? You’d think they’d be contradictory reactions, but Parisite Hilton has made me simultaneously yawn and recoil in horror. And they say she has no talent.
Look mom, just as slutty from the front!
October 5th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
she has to keep flashing her skankiness so people forget about her wonky eye.