Scarlett Johansson de-trailerized by Allure

Allure magazine thankfully undid what Esquire magazine’s attempt at nouveau artsy celebration of trailer trash culture did to poor Scarlett Johansson. Here’s Scarlett looking more like her rightfully sexy, sensuous self and less like Britney Spears’ retarded cousin. Take note, Esquire, boobies and doggies are what successful photoshoots are all about.