Scarlett Johansson is The Sexiest Woman Alive in Esquire’s Trailer Park
Oh my God, y’all. Somewhere in Malibu Britney’s having the last gum-smacking laugh at everyone who mocked her white trash style. Now her revenge is complete. Behold the glamorization of slack-jawed yokels: it’s Trailer Trash Chic.
Esquire magazine has named Scarlett Johansson The Sexiest Woman Alive and then trashed her up in this decidedly unfabulous photo shoot. They’ve already got the classic “shaving my legs in the kitchen sink” shot and her on all fours sticking her ass out of the fridge. All that’s missing is a shot of her in daisy duke shorts hosing down a car up on cinder blocks, with a cigarette dangling precariously from her mouth and a baby on her hip.
The visible red bra strap, endearing hallmark of true trailer trash everywhere.
Proof that kitchen sink leg-shaving and crotch shots are classy if they’re in black & white.
“Bay-beee!!! Didja hide mah Cheetos in the fridge again?”
“Thass okay, I found a clean piece of Spam. I think.”
The rest of the photoshoot, in all its trashtastic, extra-chromosomal, OMG-WTF glory:
