SmartLipo??!?? Sign my ass up!!!!
For once Star magazine has a true story on their cover! There’s a new laser lipo technique that melts fat and tightens skin, is safer and less invasive than regular lipo! Apparently it is already available in Britain, Australia, Asia and Italy, but is still awaiting FDA approval in the U.S.
Okay, my only question is, where do I sign up? I don’t need no stinkin’ FDA approval!! I guess I’ll have to go to Europe or Asia to get it done–they’re not bothered with silly little American technicalities like safety. Seriously, it’s like everyone’s prayers have been answered. God, I love science!!
I’m off to find a doctor that will make my body look like Carmen Electra’s up there! See ya, suckers!!
August 1st, 2006 at 1:28 am
There’s a lot of great detailed info on SmartLipo on the web site www.newlipo.com
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Where can I get this done???Diane
August 4th, 2006 at 1:15 am
I know, that’s what I said!! Right now, Asia is at the forefront of this procedure, and Britain and Italy, as above. Otherwise, if you’re in the U.S., you have to wait! Damn the FDA!!!