Straight from the mouth of jerks

Los Angeles hip hop radio station Power 106 had Kevin Federline on their show for an interview with a “Hat of Forbidden Questions.” (Fitting, since that sounds just as douchey as he is.)
- “If you were on a raft in the middle of the ocean and both Britney and Sean Preston were in the water and you could only save one, which would it be?”
- (No hesitation) Sean P, baby.-”Who was better in bed, Britney Spears or Shar Jackson?”
-(LONG hesitation with hooting and hollering before he finally replies) My wife.-”If Britney Spears gave you a pass for a threesome, who would it be?
-The girl from Sin City…Jessica Alba.
Riiiiiight… I hereby move to pass a law that says he should be mercilessly kicked in those hyperactive babymakers by any civic-minded citizen for reaching new mind-boggling levels of douche-baggery. Cause I’m all about civic duty, not to mention my rigid stance against douche-baggery. But mostly I just want to destroy his babymakers.