Straight from the Uppity White People’s Dictionary
Somebody call Webster’s. Apparently “too urban” now means “too ghetto.” Or “too black.” Or “too gay.” Take your pick. Either way, it was an ugly lesson that member’s of Kimora Lee Simmon’s Baby Phat entourage were none too happy to learn. The Daily Dish says:
Several members of the Baby Phat founder’s entourage were deemed “too urban” Thursday night to be allowed into the Meatpacking District boite [P.M. Lounge], which has the atmosphere of a mid-century Haitian gentleman’s club. While Simmons, execs from her clothing line and a roster of “Baby Phat girls” were ushered into the party for company ad director B.J. Coleman, rapper types were blocked, says the source.
“They kept saying we were too ghetto,” says our source. “They were rude - they even called one guy a ‘big fat [homophobic epithet].’” Words - including the N-word - were exchanged, claims our earwitness, and “Kimora was horrified.”
But not horrified enough to keep her from enjoying “an erotic dancer with the group Asian invasion” who danced on her table later that night, of course. Priorities!
Club owner Unik Ernest denied his staff used any epithets and offered to fire the offending member of his staff “on the spot” if it could be proven otherwise. A further excuse offered was that P.M. Lounge does try to control the male to female ratio and has a dress code that prohibits baggy pants and Timberland boots. Which prompts me to respond to Mr. Ernest with a synchronized neck-roll/eye-roll combination and a resounding ” Mmmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm! WhatEVA!!”
October 6th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
What is going on with Anna Nicole? She seems to be headed downhill again. I bet she’s all drugged up again.