Whatchoo Lookin At

Vanity Fair finally published the pictures of Suri Cruise taken by Annie Liebovitz. In the accompanying article, Katie Holmes describes how she feels about the media scrutiny surrounding her new family, and what it feels like to be a mom.

Some of the crap that’s out there - the stuff that’s said about my parents and my siblings (implying that they didn’t approve of her relationship with Cruise, 44) - it’s really frustrating the amount of shit that’s out there. And the stuff they say about Suri? You shouldn’t say that about us, and you can’t say that about my child…”The moment the doctor handed me Suri,” Holmes says, “I was just ready. The feeling is indescribable. All I can say is the moment I looked in her eyes I felt like … Mom.”

So this is the baby they’ve kept hidden away for 5 months. I’m assuming that’s how long it took them to search all of Asia’s orphanages and find a baby with just the right traits to pass as the genetic offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

Okay, okay, since the Suri jokes chap Katie’s hide so much, I’ll admit that Suri is of course a beautiful baby, regardless of her origins–whether they be a lab, Asia, or outer space, she is incredibly cute and makes me want to do a fair share of cheek pinching. But if she turns out to be, like, really good at math, a slightly bad driver, and look more and more like Jackie Chan as the years go on, don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

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