Suri WASN’T a pillow after all!
She’s really, really real! And she’s adorable. Suri Cruise made her first live photographic (UNphotoshopped!) appearance in Italy this week, where her parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will be having their wedding.
That’s right, I said her parents. I’ll accept that she’s really their child. I’ll be damned, she even looks like Tom. Which can only mean one thing: IN VITRO! Okay, that’s nowhere near as scandalous as an alien baby, but that’s all I’ve got to work with here, cut me some slack.
Anyhow, good for her, she looks like a happy, healthy baby. And she’s got at least 7 or 8 more years until other kids start asking questions and she inevitably finds out the sham her parents are putting on here. Enjoy them, Suri, because then it’s THERAPY TIME!
