Table-top dancing is the secret to being BFF’s


Forget loyalty, life-long friendship, or actually even liking each other–it’s a common love of table-top skanking dancing that keeps Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton BFF’s. Any girl knows it’s an unbreakable bond, really. And to me, it just proves that their whole BFF’s again thing is SO not a publicity stunt to promote their upcoming fifth season of The Simple Life. That’s, like, blasphemy, or whatever, to even suggest they could be so cold and calculating and stuff. Like, WHATEVER.
And as a side note, isn’t it always great to be able to confirm that Nicole is a fan of wearing underwear? Of course it is.