Whatchoo Lookin At

Can a bikini be fug? Apparently, it can. I used to think it couldn’t, because really, how can you go wrong with less than 2 square feet of clingy fabric? But thank goodness Kristin Cavallari is here to prove to me the error of my ways. The print is like something the Golden Girls might have had on a comforter, or possibly as wallpaper in their bathroom. But that was senior-citizen chic in 1980’s Miami. Kristin, unfortunately, has no such excuse.

Keep drinking, Kristin. It’s the only thing that might eventually make that bikini look less hideous. Maybe around your 10th beer. Maybe.

p.s. I wonder who that woman is standing next to her. Her mom? Or one of the The Real Housewives of Orange County? Judging by the well-tanned leathery hide on her and tragic attempt to be trendy and wear shorts with “Clout” written across the ass with the latest $3,000 designer sunglasses, it could really be any woman over 40 who lives in Orange County. Which really doesn’t narrow it down at all. But it did let me get one last jab in there–and really, that’s the important thing here.

Kristin, gurrrrrrrl…you might want to see if J.Lo will lend you some of her ass.

Aww, look how cute! They’re pretending she’s a real celebrity!!

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