The most hated, proud tampon-buying, underrated rapper ever.
Mr. Britney Spears, aka Kevin Federline, has shared his thoughts with Entertainment Weekly and People magazines on topics ranging from buying Britney’s tampons, to being widely hated by the public, to his aspiring rap career.
“I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense,” Federline told EW. “Once you make it through that, then you’re good.”
See? TAMPON BUYING=TRUE LOVE.
When asked to name the most underrated performer in his field, K-Fed paused for about 12 seconds then replied: “Me.”
Right. Or maybe he’s “underrated” because he just sucks. But still, he likes to keep it real.
“If you want to hate me, cool, hate me,” Federline, 28, tells PEOPLE in its new issue. “You know why? Because all it’s going to do is help me.”
Crap, he’s smarter than he looks. At least he understands the nature of his appeal: the public loves to hate him. It’s just that we hate him because we perceive him as a golddigging, parasitic, untalented, useless, lazy, ALWAYS high, pregnant baby-momma-leaving for a hotter ho, disconcertingly fertile JACKASS with delusions of grandeur. Someone should clue him in on how that doesn’t always translate to album sales.