The No. 1 reason for mandatory sterilization
After showing up to the Electronic Entertainment Expo “fashionably late”, which in Paris Hilton retard-speak means an hour and a half late, she launched her new cell phone game, Jewel Jam (which was plastered all over the background right behind her), by calling it the wrong name.
“Sorry I’m late. I’m really excited to have my new video game, ‘Diamond Quest.’ Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game.”
Which brings me to the conclusion that mandatory sterilization should be put into effect immediately for intellectually challenged wastes of space like her. Seriously, if your IQ doesn’t break 100 and you continually prove you’re a dumb slut who belongs in a bike helmet and safety harness, well, sorry but it just wouldn’t be socially responsible to let you reproduce. Like Bob Barker always says: “Please, spay or neuter your idiot socialites.”
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