Whatchoo Lookin At

Now, I know these look like run-of-the-mill pictures of a tranny being arrested on the Sunset strip, but it’s actually Paris Hilton being arrested for a DUI last night. So I guess at least the tranny part was right!

Hear that? That’s the sound of me clapping my hands in delight and unrestrained glee at this awesome bit of justice for all. For once, even if it was probably a fluke, the LAPD did their job and this worthless skank whore was arrested! Everyone rejoice, for miracles really do happen!!

Just hours after being released from jail this morning, Paris called in to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show with her lame ass excuse, according to TMZ.com:

Paris told Ryan she had an excruciatingly long day on Wednesday filming the video for her new single “Nothing in This World.” She told Ryan she wrapped shooting for the day, went to dinner with sister Nicky and girlfriends (guess she didn’t eat at dinner), attended a charity event hosted by Dave Navarro [the Suicide Girls 5 year anniversary party] and had one margarita. She says she left to drive home — which, she says, was only a few blocks away– and may have been going a little fast because she was “starving” and just wanted an In-N-Out Burger!

Since when is “one margarita” code for half a bottle of Jose Cuervo? Whatever, you know she was working the strip, she can’t help that she was born a tranny or a whore!

Not that she’s gonna let a little thing like an arrest get her down. Check out pictures and video below of her after she’s been released from jail. Isn’t she just the picture of shame and true remorse?

Well, I for one, feel remorse. Remorse that she didn’t drive off a cliff, that is. Can you imagine the dancing in the streets and the international holiday that would follow?

This entry was posted on Thursday, September 7th, 2006 at 6:14 pm and is filed under Celebrity Gossip, Paris Hilton. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.