Tori Spelling: Poor little rich girl
Note to self: if my multi-gajillionaire daddy ever dies, don’t piss off my insufferably spiteful socialite mom to the point that she practically writes me out of daddy’s will.
According to Us Weekly, Tori Spelling will get an $800,000 inheritance from her father’s $500 million estate, which is a paltry 0.16% of the Spelling fortune. [Hear that? That’s the sound of Tori’s new husband’s jaw dropping to the floor, packing his bags and calling his divorce lawyer.]
“Tori’s share is a brush-off Aaron Spelling would never have intended for his only daughter,” says a family source in Us Weekly.
“I believe Candy had a lot to do with what was left for Tori,” the source says of Tori’s mother, who is sole managing executor of the estate. (Candy’s rep had no comment.)
And just to rub it in, her mom is also including the service staff in the will: her home decorator will get $50,000 and her personal manicurist–yes, you read correctly, personal manicurist–will get $25,000 upon Candy Spelling’s death. But hey, I guess at least these people have brought style and fabulousness into Candy’s life. But Tori? She just takes, and takes, and takes! And poor Candy simply has nothing left to give. Except for that $500 million fortune, that is. And Tori sure as hell will never even be able to pry that cash out of her mother’s cold dead hands!
It’s back to grinding out Lifetime movie gems like Mind Over Murder, or Mother May I Sleep With Danger, or Oh God I Ran Out of Tampons or whatever idiotic drivel Lifetime is making these days.
July 27th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
OMG that tampon movie was soooooooo sad I was crying my eyes out!! But by the end she went into somebody’s bathroom and they had tampons under the sink and it was the new plastic applicator kind with the braided rop for extra absorbency. One of my faves.
July 28th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Also, if she had any credibility whatsoever as an actress, then this whole problem with her mom and her dad’s money would be nothing more than a little bump in the road. But how are you gonna get any roles when the only person who ever cast you in anything is dead?
July 28th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
I know whatchoo mean about the tampon movie. Nothing is quite as traumatizing and life-altering as running out of feminine hygiene products, and thank goodness Lifetime is brave enough to tackle the emotionally fraught subject…