Tyra Bank’s horrible wig snafu

Um. Girlfriend. Your hairpiece?
Not-so-fierce.
In fact it is so grotesque, that I demand she explain herself. Was she late somewhere? Did she let archnemesis Janice Dickinson help her glue that thing on? She can’t call herself a supermodel or be a judge of America’s Next Top Model, with this mess of congealed glue on her head.
Is it even on securely? Girl might get wig-snatched!
Keep this up and she is in serious danger of me never using the word “fierce” again. I’m serious. GONE AND DEAD from my vocabulary. And we all know what a tragic loss that would be.

June 30th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
This girl is soooo ugly anyway!!!
June 30th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I know! What the hell happened to her? I guess it’s damn hard work to be a supermodel! Lots of starving and a huge team of hair and makeup experts. And a LOT of weaves and wigs.