WAIT. Does this mean Lindsay and Paris aren’t BFF?

Lindsay calls Paris a cunt
Lindsay Lohan called Paris Hilton a word that starts with “C” and ends in “UNT” in this video captured by Hollywood.com.

HEAVENS TO BETSEY, NO!! I’m clutching my pearls in astonishment! And this coming from such the well-behaved classy young lady we know Lindsay to be!

The best part is that right after clearly calling her the C word, she smirks, turns around to her friends–probably to say “Watch THIS and then tell me if I don’t deserve an Oscar, bitches!”–and denies the whole thing with a straight face.  She even says, “I love Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton is my friend.” I have to say, her performance IS brilliant. I think this is why they pay her the big bucks to do movies, people.

And hey, even though she’s a spoiled, drugged-up, boozy whore who makes dubious fashion choices (see below), she did call Paris Hilton a cunt, and that pretty much makes her alright with me. Even if she is trying to bring back the Thriller-era with her red jacket.

Lindsay Lohan is so Thriller

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