Y’all remember how Britney Spears wanted her privacy??
Apparently she seems to think that the best way to get that privacy is by practically showing her privates??
Seems Britney Spears has ignored my pleas of “Put that shit away, girl! Nobody wants to see your pregnant hillbilly bidness all up in everyone’s face!!” But hey, good to know she’s still drinking her delusion juice every morning! Because she’s pulling a Demi Moore and somehow convinced Harper’s Bazaar that the public wants to see her pregnant, naked and extremely photoshopped ass. As if the world hadn’t had quite enough with seeing her overripe boobs fighting their way out of her trampy top trying to attack Matt Lauer. Oh, the HORROR!!
Maybe she thought that sculpture of her “birthing” Sean Preston on that bear skin rug several months ago was flattering and decided to do her own real life take on it?
A direct rip-off of Demi’s pose in the 90’s. She better have sent fruit baskets to thank that army of airbrushing artists it took to erase her fat rolls and all that chunky cellulite from her thighs and ass!
WTF is this?!?!!? Is a lacrosse net over the face the next new hot accessory?
Well, it does help hide the ugly a little.
Thank God someone at the photoshoot suggested she put some clothes on–they couldn’t handle her nekkid “country” ass any longer!!
Even though her ass is hanging out, this is the one I do like, very sweet picture of mother and child. Even though SPF looks ginormous. But still, cute.
June 28th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
you know, i was *just* about to feel sorry for her. phew, that was close. i can go back to hatin’ on her again. yeah, these pictures have definitely been touched up. and not just her ass and thighs…even her arms look smaller and less flappy.
June 28th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Mmmmmm-hmmmmm, girl, you know it!
I need her legion of hard-working photoshop artists to touch up all my pics so I can look misleadingly gorgeous too!