A muumuu in any other size is still a muumuu
Looks like Star Jones–or Starzilla, as some affectionately refer to her–raided the old wardrobe from Three’s Company and just had to have Mrs. Roper’s slinkiest, trampiest multi-colored flowered muumuu.
Come to think of it, Star and her husband Big Gay Al Reynolds are like a modern-day black version of the Ropers! I mean, I’m sure Big Gay Al makes the same face and runs for the hills whenever Starzilla tells him she needs some sexual healing. Not that he even needs to be gay to have that reaction, beast that she is! Run like the wind, Al!!!